STREET OF NO RETURN

cABDined out in the Round Restaurant, Royal Exchange, Manchester, yesterday. My uncle who is of a certain age admitted to an error that morning, when ordering a taxi cab. Can I order a return cab, please, 22 Smith Avenue to the station, returning in the afternoon
Reply  I’m very sorry sir, you’ve called a funeral parlour. WE ONLY GO ONE WAY!

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About Trevor Burton

Born in Manchester Trevor began writing after a lengthy career in Finance. He now divides his time, between Cheshire, and the Algarve, Portugal. When not busy writing or blogging Trevor keeps fit by playing Golf, Jogging, Swimming, and Cycling Books are available on Amazon. For more information go to: https://trevorburt.wordpress.com
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