Cows play Golf?

Cow (2)
I could not believe it yesterday; half way along the fifth fairway at Penina Resort golf course, Western Algarve: herself said ‘there’s a cow on the green,’ I, head down and about to swing, replied, ‘you’re putting me off stop it.’ No just look she said.’ In pandering fashion I looked ahead to the green and my first instinct was ‘it’s a grounds man’ I replied and then a head came up with horns on! It’s a cow I agreed in surprise.
We approached the green with caution, making sure it was in fact a cow, yes it was. Still keeping well away we finished putting and began strolling to the sixth tee with the cow still nonchalantly munching away when there was a loud bellow and a huge head and real big horns appeared through a gap in the trees behind us.
The bull was calling his harem back into line.
It must have been the faster tee off ever, Usain Bolt would have been proud!

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About Trevor Burton

Born in Manchester Trevor began writing after a lengthy career in Finance. He now divides his time, between Cheshire, and the Algarve, Portugal. When not busy writing or blogging Trevor keeps fit by playing Golf, Jogging, Swimming, and Cycling Books are available on Amazon. For more information go to: https://trevorburt.wordpress.com
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